I'll be damned

Just got a company-wide announcement of 2005 U.S. Freeskiing Open. The message asked us to not forget to watch it. Two days ago they hand-delivered the Swimsuit edition of the Sports Illustrated and yesterday a guy came by to make sure I got it. What's Time Warner coming to? Next thing you know, they'll launch employee poker championship and move mandatory quarterly meetings to Cabarete.